Wesley So vs Tigran L Petrosian copypasta ( 2020 )

Duplicate / Elaboration of: Wesley So vs Tigran L Petrosian copypasta in r/chess960

Post ID : wvtrhm – Date : 2022Aug24

2 parts :

1. Wesley So vs Tigran L Petrosian copypasta ( 2020 )
2. Re anal beads: ‘You got yourself a deal man. Anytime, anywhere as long as there is a proctologist.’ based on ‘You got yourself a deal man. Anytime, anywhere as long as there is proctoring.’ ( 2022 )

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Part1 – Context :

1. [Chess] PIPI in Your Pampers: The Story of Chess’s Greatest Copypasta
2. [Chess] Grandmaster accused of cheating, responds hilariously
3. Proof future chess 9LX world champion Wesley So’s account was hacked to say anti-Muslim/Islam stuff re Alireza Firouzja (2018 June) / You know (gasai), if this wasn’t a hack, then looks like Wesley and Bobby Fischer have even more in common – and then the compilation – and on wordpress
4. https://imgur.com/a/hiqkUoy and https://imgur.com/a/loRoUmp from somewhere in Tigran Petrosyan’s response to Wesley So’s accusations.
5. The Virgin Wesley So vs the Chad Tigran L. Petrosian and then Hare Hare Yukai: The Virgin Aya Hirano (Haruhi Suzumiya) vs The Chad Tomokazu Sugita (Kyon) – and on wordpress
6. Compilation of live readings including thoughts of 1st and only Philippine chess WGM Janelle Frayna – and on wordpress
7. Alternative to r/copypastaph : r/copypastaphil
8. Tigran Petrosian promises he will punch Wesley So in the face

Part2 – Wesley So :

Yeah, Petrosian played better than Magnus Carlsen yesterday. I need to have some of that secret gin also.

I wonder what happened to the Eagles’ top scorers Andriasian and Shant Sargsyan. Why they don’t play on chess.com anymore 😉

We want to have over the board rematch. LOL. Just kidding. Anyway I think the Finals should have had proctoring. Lots of work were at stake, and weeks of playing through the qualifying phase.

Well I just want to congratulate you for performing well over 2900 in the PCL Playoffs. Scoring 3.5/4 against Hikaru’s team the New York Marshalls and decimating them (given you did have Zaven Andriasian’s help back then). Scoring 3.5/4 against the Archbishops (with a 2760+ average FIDE rating).

You’re clearly the king of the online chess man. But I will dare fight you OTB.

Part3 – Tigran L Petrosian :

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And “w”esley “s”o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!

I suggest all other people who’s intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough… No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off…

Part4 – Wesley So ( again ) :

You got yourself a deal man. Anytime, anywhere as long as there is proctoring.

Combined:

P.S. Today, May19, is the cake day of KazardyWoolf who posted Tigran Petrosyan’s response to Wesley So’s accusations.

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Part5 – Some of my anime and other parodies :

chess copypasta applied to umineko(/higurashi)? (image version here)

• Uploaded 2023Dec21 – video ID oa_5LKcHPkY

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen on Rokkenjima ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating humans much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and revive the witch, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush accusations!!! Everybody know that i am very good golden witch, i can win anyone in the world in single fragment! And “b”attler “u”shiromiya is nobody for me, just a human who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Beatrice ) !!! Stop playing with my title, i deserve to have a good title during whole my witch carrier, I am Officially inviting you to Kuwadorian blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest ¥5000000000 and winner takes it all!

I suggest all other ushiromiyas who’s intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 1986 and 1998 red truth championships, and that should be enough… No need to listen for every crying babe, Eva-Beatrice is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Golden Land! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will red webbed…

Maybe Battler falls under the ff category but replace ‘American’ w/ ‘Japanese’:

• Beth Harmon, Bobby Fischer, Wesley So, Hans Niemann – Each is ‘a prodigy, had a rather dark childhood and is American’ and has a supportive mom. Oh and sister too.

Chess copypasta applied to one outs?

chess copypasta applied to liar game?

chess copypasta applied to kaiji? (and then no 1 for akagi and it was removed huhuhu)

chess copypasta applied to yu-gi-oh! ?

chess copypasta applied to no game no life?

chess copypasta applied to code geass?

chess copypasta applied to zankyō no terror?

Any chess copypasta for classroom of the elite?

Have ideas for: The Quintessential Quintuplets and Kaguya-sama.

Also outside anime:

chess copypasta applied to valorant? (not really anime but eh)

chess copypasta applied to dexter (image version here)

chess copypasta applied to the big bang theory? and here

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Part6 – Cross-posted :

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypastaphil/comments/usy22k/wesley_so_vs_tigran_l_petrosian_copypasta/

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/uy54ea/wesley_so_vs_tigran_l_petrosian_copypasta/

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypastaph/comments/vnvuxd/wesley_so_vs_tigran_l_petrosian_copypasta/

https://www.reddit.com/r/chess960/comments/wvtrhm/wesley_so_vs_tigran_l_petrosian_copypasta/

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