Re anal beads: ‘You got yourself a deal man. Anytime, anywhere as long as there is a proctologist.’ based on ‘You got yourself a deal man. Anytime, anywhere as long as there is proctoring.’ ( 2022 )

Elaboration of: Re anal beads: ‘You got yourself a deal man. Anytime, anywhere as long as there is a proctologist.’ based on ‘You got yourself a deal man. Anytime, anywhere as long as there is proctoring.’ in r/chess960

Post ID : x9vwrn – Date : 2022Sep09

2 parts :

  1. Wesley So vs Tigran L Petrosian copypasta ( 2020 )
  2. Re anal beads: ‘You got yourself a deal man. Anytime, anywhere as long as there is a proctologist.’ based on ‘You got yourself a deal man. Anytime, anywhere as long as there is proctoring.’ ( 2022 )

Part1 – nandemo

Combined with previous stuff :

A parody of

You got yourself a deal man. Anytime, anywhere as long as there is proctoring.

is

You got yourself a deal man. Anytime, anywhere as long as there is a proctologist.

Source :

nandemo from r/chessmemes . See here – ‘The real answer is actually elementary. Magnus cheats.’ – removed awarded comment in r/chess – wordpress edit ANAL BEADS – Elon Musk tweeted my post in r/chessmemes

Part2 – Actually, there’s Tigran L Petrosian re inaugural 9LX WC nephew Wesley So & then there’s Tigran V Petrosian re 9LX creator Uncle Bobby Fischer.

Another way Bobby Fischer and Wesley So (“w”esley “s”o in this case) are related: Tigran V Petrosian and Tigran L Petrosian by YerbaMateKudasai

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how go to World Championship matches, you are like a girl crying after FIDE not go by your demans! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am a very good classical player, i can avoid lose against anyone in the world in single game! And “B”obby “F”ischer is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time not getting organization his way, ( remember what you say about Euwe) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB classical match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000 ₽, and the one who comes to playing hall takes it all!

I suggest all other people who’s intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 1963 and 1966 World chess championships, and that should be enough… No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! I will remove my hearing aid! Liers will kicked off…

Part3 – Table :

DramaWesley vs Tigran LMagnus vs HansBobby vs Tigran V
AccusedTigran L PetrosianHans NiemannTigran V Petrosian
World Champion AccuserWesley SoMagnus CarlsenBobby Fischer
Response from AccuserYou got yourself a deal man. Anytime, anywhere as long as there is proctoring.You got yourself a deal man. Anytime, anywhere as long as there is a proctologist.I guess also ‘You got yourself a deal man. Anytime, anywhere as long as there is proctoring.’
Good guyWesley SoHans NiemannBobby Fischer
Bad guyTigran L PetrosianMagnus CarlsenTigran V Petrosian
Like Beth Harmon, each is ‘a prodigy, had a rather dark childhood and is American‘Wesley SoHans NiemannBobby Fischer
EuropeanTigran L PetrosianMagnus CarlsenTigran V Petrosian
GentileWesley SoMagnus CarlsenOk neither but well Bobby of course denied being Jewish. Lol.
JewTigran L PetrosianHans NiemannBoth

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