‘Chess ipsa loquitur’ is a thing? / Chess speaks for itself? Chess960 speaks for itself.

Duplicate / Elaboration : ‘Chess ipsa loquitur’ is a thing? on 2022Sep16 in r/HansNiemann post ID xf743n – also

• xf745l in r/chessmemes

• xf744j in r/imhansniemann

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Re Hans Niemann’s ‘Chess speaks for itself’ or ‘My lawsuit speaks for itself’ eg

• ANAL BEADS – Elon Musk tweeted my post in r/chessmemes

• Chess 2023Apr – Good guys vs Bad guys based on Liren Ding’s stupid list of role model players (Also Team Hans vs Team Magnus)

• Hypothetical Bobby Fischer resurrection interview on Magnus vs Hans: ‘What goes around comes around even for Magnus Carlsen’ (2022Oct21, Philippine podcast)

• etc

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Part1 – ‘Chess ipsa loquitur’ is a thing?

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Ok ‘chess speaks for itself’ is obviously based on ‘the thing speaks for itself’, i.e. ‘Res ipsa loquitur.’ I looked up ‘Chess ipsa loquitur’ and found these:

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CHESS IPSA LOQUITUR Trademark

On Wednesday, August 1, 2001, a trademark application was filed for CHESS IPSA LOQUITUR with the United States Patent and Trademark Office. The USPTO has given the CHESS IPSA LOQUITUR trademark a serial number of 78076772. The federal status of this trademark filing is CANCELLED – SECTION 8 as of Saturday, December 27, 2008. This trademark is owned by Megalo Media, Inc.. The CHESS IPSA LOQUITUR trademark is filed in the Computer & Software Services & Scientific Services category with the following description:

Providing legal information via a global computer network

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Some legal websites

http://mootcourt.com/

http://www.chesslaw.com/

Apparently ‘Chess ipsa loquitur’ is the motto of ‘ChessLaw’.

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Part2 – Chess speaks for itself? Chess960 speaks for itself.

Hans would hopefully agree.

In chess, you usually have to say the colour and then opening. Eg X as black beat Y using Sicilian Najdorf. In fact, a huge issue of Magnus is that Hans as black beat Magnus.

I had the impression that he wasn’t tense or even fully concentrating on the game in critical positions, while outplaying me as black in a way I think only a handful of players can do.

You think anyone would give a damn what colour won in 9LX / Fischer Random ? You just say X beat Y.

1. Chess9LX speaks for itself.
2. 9LX speaks for itself.
3. Fischer Random speaks for itself.
4. FRC speaks for itself.

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Part2.1 – Btw I found this on lichess by iBlunderWithFriends :

• Update – Posted in r/chess960 – date 2023Jul13 – post ID 14y7f92 – Hans ‘wasn’t tense or even fully concentrating on the game in critical positions, while outplaying me as black’. Thanks Magnus & iBlunderWithFriends for showing chess’ hypocrisy: We have NOT classical 9LX fearing UNKNOWN white advantage BUT single round robins in chess FULLY KNOWING white advantage?
• and also – Had posted in r/chess960 – date 2023Jun10 – post ID 145j9dr – 9LX’s greatest challenge is lack of classical time controls due to FIDE’s insane fear of white advantage w/c forces players to play both colours of the same SP. LOL hypocrisy! Single round robins exist in chess tournaments. They’re afraid of white advantage KNOWN in chess but UNKNOWN in 9LX? HAHAHA – linking to 2019 Champions Showdown | Chess 9LX: 960’s Greatest Challenge? by Saint Louis Chess Club aka STLChessClub
• Update – Posted on YouTube – date 2023Sep24 – video ID TBTouiKmOCg – ‘Magnus wasn’t tense or even fully concentrating on the game outplaying Vishy as black.’

Magnus Carlsen vs Viswanathan Anand in the 2014 classical WCC :

FEN :
https://lichess.org/analysis/r1b1r1k1/1p2bpp1/p1n1pn1p/q7/2B4B/P1N1PN2/1PQ2PPP/3RK2R_w_K

Game :
https://www.chess.com/games/view/13658861
https://lichess.org/XazCzqdC

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Part2.1.1 – Update 2023Jul13 : Great joke by Sharp_Paint_8742 in r/hikarunakamura here

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Sharp_Paint_8742

It takes years and years of practice to not be tense in that situation… ya know… with all those beads up your butt… vibrating and shit

me

God bless you. Finally someone acknowledges that the beads joke applies to BOTH Magnus & Hans. You even referred to the part that Magnus has been using beads for a decade while Hans has been using beads only recently.

Elon Musk didn’t tweet my post for nothing! https://www.reddit.com/r/chessmemes/comments/x8217h/the_real_answer_is_actually_elementary_magnus – also see here https://mathematiciowned.wordpress.com/?p=1889

‘The real answer is actually elementary. Magnus cheats.’ – removed awarded comment in r/chess
byu/nicbentulan inchessmemes

ANAL BEADS – Elon Musk tweeted my post in r/chessmemes ( 2022Sep ) / 2023Sep Update : Does Piers Morgan want me on the show?

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